fake reality


0 notes | 4 months ago

Catch me smoking weed where the wild things are. 




don’t make me bring my miller on~

let the malcolm within you soar

i can’t even.

but im telling you. this sixth former. daaamn. mac miller with hair.

jesus.

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didya pounce on him? 




2 notes | 4 months ago , via celiamercer | from celiamercer

Mac Miller talk on my dash? 

celiamercer:

LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN!~




timmydouglas:

kitty—stryder:

timmydouglas:

HOLY SHIT. you are my hero.
my fucking spiritual animal alright.
asdjgdhasjgajhsdgasdhgasdg
I’ve raised you well, me child. 

LOOOOOOL. oh shit call me heroin because everything i talk is dope. /macmillerquote.

don’t make me bring my miller on~

let the malcolm within you soar

i can’t even.




timmydouglas:

HOLY SHIT. you are my hero.
my fucking spiritual animal alright.
asdjgdhasjgajhsdgasdhgasdg
I’ve raised you well, me child. 

LOOOOOOL. oh shit call me heroin because everything i talk is dope. /macmillerquote.

don’t make me bring my miller on~




0 notes | 4 months ago



16 notes | 4 months ago , via madelinahastings | from kitty--stryder

‘Morning, mutants. 

madelinahastings:

hahahahahahaha. Oh my god. Poop on everyone?! That’s just hysterical. Um…create godzilla?!

Well that’s what pigeons do! And it’s beyond frustrating so for once I’m just going to turn myself into a pigeon and poop on everyone who pissed me off. Haha! Godzilla. Huh. Charlie’s been trying to convince me to make a dragon appear in her living room… And I’ve been wanting a lion as a pet so why not just turn this place into a huge, eerie zoo!

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16 notes | 4 months ago , via madelinahastings | from kitty--stryder

‘Morning, mutants. 

madelinahastings:

It would be freaking hilarious!!

Hm. I’ll add that to the list. Not sure if I can get the whole population of Elysium though, just like the people I see around. What else… I can turn myself into a pigeon and poop on everyone I see. Ok that’s nasty.

(Source: kitty--stryder)




timmydouglas:

kitty—stryder:

timmydouglas:

kitty—stryder replied to your post: holy.fucking.shit.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS. did you blush again? lolol the pe teacher. LOL OK SORRY.

YOU KNOW THE PE TEACHER? HE WAS IN A SEX ED LESSON……

and yes i blushed

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing. I can just imagine you right now. Do you remember what he was teaching?

the pe teacher? well he was kind of standing at the side whilst this lady spoke. but i was talking because my friend said something funny and i was laughing and stuff. then he came over…sat behind me and said. ”do you understand whats going on?” because i was talking and stuff and OMG DEE GUESS WHAT I SAID i went rejf ”no i need a demonstration.” but i muttered it and idk if he heard it but i said ”yeah man” loudly. so. yeah. story over.

HOLY SHIT. you are my hero.
my fucking spiritual animal alright.
asdjgdhasjgajhsdgasdhgasdg
I’ve raised you well, me child. 




16 notes | 4 months ago , via madelinahastings | from kitty--stryder

‘Morning, mutants. 

madelinahastings:

Oh my GOD. I forgot about that gravity thing. Um…we could turn everyone into flamingos?!

Maddie. You might just be the best PIC ever. I can just imagine every single person around, running around with those flamingo-ey long legs. And their bodies all pink.

(Source: kitty--stryder)